zubat:

The Perfect Place To Die by Toby de Silva
skipxd:

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supermoclel:

selenagomezanalprincess2006:

supermoclel:

now that it’s warmer i can finally wear shorts and offend people with my natural body hair

OMG nasty

the only nasty thing here is your url bye
laekoa:

marazazel:

lunar-lavender:

HUGE BABYBIG KITTY
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PAWS
BIG
FLOOFY
PAWPIEPAWS

I WANT IT

rick-sanchez:

IF YOU DON’T LIKE GREEK MYTHOLOGY THEN YOU’RE WRONG LIKE THERE IS LITERALLY A STORY WHERE DIONYSUS GETS HIS PENIS PUDDING ON ATHENA’S THIGH AND SHE SLAPS IT OFF AND IT FALLS OFF OLYMPUS AND BECOMES THIS GUY NAMED ERECTHEUS AND THIS GUY IS LITERALLY SLAPPED OFF MAN CHOWDER FROM ATHENA’S UPPER LEG HOW GREAT IS THAT

unfollower:

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

(Source: fuckyeah-chickflicks)

caramelgoddessxo:

I’m having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, “What defines you?” and he responded with, “Nothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.”

This is one of the best responses I’ve ever received to any of my questions.

"Come on, honey, this house is a fresh start for our family!"

-White dads in horror stories (via start-missing-everybody)

systemofadowny:

readyb3k:

popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

can’t wait

YEEEEES

onlineclating:

surprisebitch:

pure horror

is this ahs

(Source: kyan-pepper)

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

tfiosnews:

Oh Hank…

True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.

That’s actually not THAT far off from my original ending.